The dinner lady at my son’s school took one look at the swelling bruise under my thumb nail and muttered darkly that she knew what that was all about. What she wouldn’t do was tell me ‘what that was all about’. Not in front of a queue of children she cautioned me darkly.
Nearly two months later I am none the wiser but at least my thumb looks slightly better:
Typing is a bit less painful. Contrary to everything I learned in my touch typing course I use my right thumb for the bottom row of my Qwerty keyboard.
Through the healing passage of time I can actually fasten up bra straps and jewellery, particularly brooches which are the piece de resistance of this week’s Pin Up Style Dare.
Pin Up Style Dare Solution One
The “Hold your cardigan closed to prevent inadvertent disclosure of camel toe while wearing yoga pants instead of pants” solution.
It is amber which is good for healing inflammation and possibly ugly fingernail injuries. The Minx wore an amber teething necklace for a while and it certainly stopped her from biting me while she was wearing it.
Pin Up Solution Two
The “Chuck on as many brooches as you can because it is a week since you have started the challenge” solution
You can all only hope that it is few more weeks until the next style challenge – you might miss the nail peeling off photos.
I am so pure dead elegant so I am.